Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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