Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i drank out of a bidet.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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