Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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