i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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