have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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