they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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