this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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