it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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