38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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