Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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