Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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