as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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