whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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