On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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