you guys were way drunker than both of me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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