I love black thongs
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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