I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
