whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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