I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
