shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
