i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The Olympian is in my bed
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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