Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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