Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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