Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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