if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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