Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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