Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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