the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Can you bring me the toilet please
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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