I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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