All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
how do flat chested girls get laid?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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