you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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