just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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