you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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