So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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