no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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