she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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