He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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