I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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