sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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