Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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You. Win. At. Life.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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