Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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