So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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