I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i think my mom watched the whole time
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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