I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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