she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
where are you?
Hypothermia
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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