his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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