Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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