let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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