...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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