Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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